Robert Thomson This is what I do

Category “Just a Thought”

All Couch, No Gratin

Wednesday, 28 October, 2009

My third trek out to find a couch was successful. I felt like the bitchy princess sitting down on so many couches, only to jump up again to proclaim: “How can you charge $3,000.00 for something so uncomfortable?” Don’t people want to be welcomed into their furniture? Most of these pieces were like trying to [...]

Billy Ray Cyrus vs Miley Cyrus vs Rational Thought

Friday, 21 August, 2009

Miley Cyrus’s father (Billy Ray) recently defended his daughter’s performance at a teen awards show in which she danced with a stripper pole. He said that she just loves to entertain her fans. It begs the question (naturally, no?): what if her fans wanted her to wear pasties while administering enemas to them? Well, if [...]